Litter on a Stick!
In about 2 days a tidal wave of campaign signs will wash ashore and cover the Isle of Palms. The campaign is on!
My campaign is in desperate need of volunteers. The following positions are open:
- Statewide chairperson
- County chairperson
- City chairperson
- Precinct captains
- Block captains
- Household captains
In addition to these political positions, I could also use the following:
- Executive chef
- Personal assistant
- Media affairs coordinator
- Driver
- Masseuse
- Clothing coordinator
- Pool boy
Let the games begin! In all seriousness, good luck to all the candidates.